Togas are responsible for more misery in the world than war, famine and conservatives combined. A vote for Toga is a vote for imperialism.
If you love your children, if you treasure your freedom, if you don't want to tear up a perfectly good bed-sheet for anything less than a clan gathering, VOTE NO TOGA!
The toga was a Roman symbol of peace. "Cedant arma togae" literally, "let arms yield to the toga", meaning "may peace replace war". I'll drink to that! VOTE TOGA, VOTE WORLD PEACE!
You know who said " Romans loved orgies" and I love an orgie. Togas can scare the chicks off maybe unless they are easy and we don't like easy.Who gives a fuck lets just god damm party but I hope I dont lose my car keys.
I must say the last Toga party I went to got right out of hand, it went for two and a half days and I met my wife there. Do not under any circumstances try to wrangle your toga whilst on the toilet "take it off". Also make sure if you take acid prior to a toga party you have not recently seen a documentary on polar bears as this may have an adverse effect on your experience. In my opinion toga parties are the cause of far too many illigitimate children and a cheap shot at a debauched evening with an innocent theme. Finally several people over the years have been found to have hung themselves with their toga deliberately or by accident so toga parties can be dangerous. Toga parties have also been the cause of more wardrobe malfunctions than I care to think about ( an exhibitionists paradise). Toga but be careful.........
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How about a cheese and wine afternoon?
TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!!
Togas are responsible for more misery in the world than war, famine and conservatives combined. A vote for Toga is a vote for imperialism.
If you love your children, if you treasure your freedom, if you don't want to tear up a perfectly good bed-sheet for anything less than a clan gathering, VOTE NO TOGA!
How about bringing the cheese and wine to the Toga party and getting really imperial ?
The toga was a Roman symbol of peace. "Cedant arma togae" literally, "let arms yield to the toga", meaning "may peace replace war". I'll drink to that!
VOTE TOGA, VOTE WORLD PEACE!
How about a Stola party ? With lots of Stola wearers !
Always wanted to toga Ryd.... Scantily clad women... socially acceptable cotton padding... I'm there!
How about a Pyjama Party?
A toga party is the worst fucking idea I ever heard in my fucking life.
You know who said " Romans loved orgies" and I love an orgie. Togas can scare the chicks off maybe unless they are easy and we don't like easy.Who gives a fuck lets just god damm party but I hope I dont lose my car keys.
I must say the last Toga party I went to got right out of hand, it went for two and a half days and I met my wife there. Do not under any circumstances try to wrangle your toga whilst on the toilet "take it off". Also make sure if you take acid prior to a toga party you have not recently seen a documentary on polar bears as this may have an adverse effect on your experience. In my opinion toga parties are the cause of far too many illigitimate children and a cheap shot at a debauched evening with an innocent theme. Finally several people over the years have been found to have hung themselves with their toga deliberately or by accident so toga parties can be dangerous. Toga parties have also been the cause of more wardrobe malfunctions than I care to think about ( an exhibitionists paradise). Toga but be careful.........
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